Sorry, BALLDEEP.TV is getting majorly overhauled today.
Please enjoy this clip from Eric Rohmer’s PERCEVAL instead.

With these two videos, Chamillionaire way outdoes the expected mediocrity of made-to-be-viral music tie-in vids. Plus he demonstrates that he shares our interest in cross-race body-paint and California culture.


Sorry I forgot about you, Cham…
L

(Though neither vid even touches the dark, bizarre hilarity of this. And maybe thats the problem?)

SATURN-DAY. Please join me at Hanger, where in the v good company of DJs Tess Drumheller, Greg Ferguson, and BNOTlNOTyNOTtNOThNOTe Sheldon — I, under the name, DJ LEV LEVIEV will perform a new set, The Spiritual Sound of Ibiza, with a lot of feeling.

WHERE:THE HANGER 217 E. 3rd bet. Aves. B and C.
WHEN: SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, 10ish-4am.
AND, LADIES: If you spend more than $50 on the highly-fash vintage clothes there, you get a free drunk. And drunks are cheap anywayz sez NY magazine.

Cool?
L

ATTN: The first round of auditions for AMBER in BLONDES IN THE JUNGLE takes place September 30th in Manhattan. Get in touch, girls!
L + W

Announcing DEEP VISION MEDIA, our fully integrated video postproduction service company. Even those of you without commercial media needs might enjoy our John From Cincinnatti-esque website.

Like for example, the “reel” gives you a brief glimpse of the highly beautiful BLONDES IN THE JUNGLE footage we shot this summer.

Business Cajzh,
L
(Within 2 hours of launching deepvisionmedia.com, we got hired for $$$s. Powerrr.)

Its’ a totally stupid question, right? One’s the “King of the South” and the other’s “The Best Rapper Alive” and thats it. Separate spheres, separate criteria for success. It’s like comparing…oh…I dunno:

So why is this mixtape such a track-by-track emotional rollercoaster for me? Is it for you?

(PLEASZE ENJOY “WHO GOT THE CROWN PT. 2″ BY TAPEMASTERS INC. It got me through Russia.)

L

Last weekend W and I were proud to attend the wedding of Andre Frechette III (superstar of Blood Stew (or the Country Club Killer); Christmas in its Youth; O Nurse!; Jazz Christmas and Blondes in the Jungle). Congrats Andy and Val.

And…I’d like to add that I’m very aware and very thankful that I belong to a generation where, when the wedding band sings “Total Eclipse of the Heart”, it sings the Old School version. Not that we weren’t already screaming it anywayz.

While we’re on the topic of superballads, Nilsson vs. Mariah is a worthwhile debate. Settle it.


L

Rem Koolhaas, too OLD to be generation X, has once again outpaced Generation Skank with “Obvious Classics #1″, the new line of T-Shirts by Prada/OMA. Witness these designs:

Hey, have you guys ever thought about getting me and Whit a gift? Maybe you can all chip in on something.
L

P.S. Holy shit: “Feel Dutch”. I just noticed that.

Dudes. I think Boris was the last one. And we killed him.

Just got back from Moscow where I was shocked to see NO JEWS. Seriously none. Kinda weird from growing up here in East Coast USA where you meet someone who says they’re Russian and its almost implied they’re Jewish too.

That’s of course the explanation - as soon as they could they all left for here or Israel or wherever. Still though none was a surprise. It’s like that Ray Bradbury story where all the black people leave America for outer space. All the Jews just got into their spaceships and took off (no portman).

L