BDI friend Michael writes:

This year, I decided to go out in a blaze of glory by writing the gayest play I could think of, getting sued by an evangelical friend of the President, and losing my job.

Lev’s seen (an early version?) of this very funny, humanist play, and highly recommends you see it too.

 THE TED HAGGARD MONOLOGUES

                               by Michael Yates Crowley
                                directed by Michael Rau

A new play about the scandal surrounding megachurch pastor Ted Haggard
and former male escort Mike Jones. What if the pastor found a new path
to God. What if it lead through the men’s bathroom of a gay bar in Denver?
Part of the Undergroundzero Festival. $15/$10 students.

Saturday, 7/21 at 3pm
Thursday, 7/26 at 9:30pm
Saturday, 7/28 at 3pm

Collective:Unconscious
279 Church St. just south of White St.
Tribeca [1 to Franklin; N, R, Q, W to Canal; A, C, E to Canal]

Tickets and info:
212.352.3101
https://www.ovationtix.com/trs/cal/361

(oh man, I hope we don’t get sued by our favorite novelist next year)

When they were canoeing The AllaGash last week, Piper gave Lev her digital camera and told him to make movies. The result was an in-camera film that, as Tim pointed out, is eerily similar to some early Ball Deep movies.

(like … and …)

Big up to L’s big sis, who’s Jew-nose-satire “The Counterpart” is the lead fiction piece in the “Summer Reading” issue of The Canadian New Yorker Walrus magazine!

Some choice dialog:

“Did you perhaps take something from the apartment?”
“Take something? Are you drunk?”
“Part of my face. I’m just asking, did you perhaps cut off
part of my face and take it with you? Perhaps by accident?”

REEEAD

So guys…

Due to circumstances outside of her control, Kristen B will not be playing AMBER in BLONDES IN THE JUNGLE. We are very sad to lose her. We wrote the part for Kristen and she has been one of the movie’s most enthusiastic supporters.

For those of you curious about the production, we will still be filming a portion (about 40%) of the movie this August in Honduras. But we’re holding off the second half until we can find a perfect actress to take Kristen’s place.

So, announcing the BLONDES IN THE JUNGLE casting call!

AMBER:
Amber is nineteen years old, beautiful and preppy. She’s medium height and thin with long, blonde hair. Originally from Connecticut, Amber’s now in her freshman year at Hunter College.

If you’re interested, please email us at lev_and_whitney@balldeep.tv. Acting experience is not necessary. In some ways, it’s discouraged.

Get in touch! We’ll be holding rolling rounds of auditions until we find our new AMBER. But as soon as we find one, we’ll stop.

Sincerely,
L + W

Previously on Halloween Face: A Real Horror Show…

And now…Episode 10 - SEASON FINALE

Direct Quicktime link
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“Maxi visits her dad in caveman times.”

CAST:
Pool Boy - Blake Horn
Maxi Van Go - Libby Gery
Wesley Man Go - John Myers
Caveman 1 - Oliver Gould
Caveman 2 - Matt Smear
Fox Mulder - James Ward
Kennedy Marino - Sean Matta

Enjoy!
THEMATICALLY RELATED MOVIE - Harry Nilsson Coconut

Lev’s show airs every Sunday at 10 p.m. on WHFR. Tonight’s episode is the series finale of Donna Juana (Or if Don Juan Was a Woman). Its been real! (MpFReeeEEe)

PLAYLIST
Neil Diamond - Clouds
Enigma - Sounds of Nature (Ocean Surf)
The Specials - You’re Wondering Now
Dotty and Bonny - Sun Rises
T-Pain - Suicide
Bone Thugs-N-Harmony feat. Phil Collins - Home
John Cale - Caribbean Sunset
African Head Charge - Mr. Whippy Does Djibouti
Fellini - Teu Ingles
Phil Collins - Can’t Turn Back the Years
Donovan - Atlantis
Kasabian - Sun Rise Light Flies
Les Thugs - As Happy As Possible
Kelley Stoltz - Underwater’s Where the Action Is
Sly and the Family Stone - If It Were Left Up to Me
Lil’ Wayne feat. Reel - Everything Will Be Fine

Um. The New Gaze or Shoe Age —-> No Gaze —-> NO SHOOZ forecast is not not on my mind. Not with what’s on TV these days.

Dead before 30,
DJ Hot Donna