Yo I know y’all might be triple-booked this Saturday (what’s up? I’ve got no plans Friday!!) but may I strongly invite you to the 1st Showpaper Intramural Film Festival? Our film O, Nurse! will be playing for the first time in NY in 5 years!! The synopsis:

O, NURSE!
A dreamy Bastille Day and night on an apple orchard in Maine.

The film stars BLONDES stars André Frechette III and Travis Nutting, Halloween Face star Darin Guerrasio, art star Julia Goldman and northern star Abby Burns. The trailer

Facebook invite & the breakdown:

Saturday November 21st @ Vaudeville Park

|| SPIFF (Showpaper Intramural Film Festival)
|| A benefit for SHOWPAPER

|| Films by
|| Adam Adaba
|||| Sunset Television
|||||| Ball Deep International
|||||||| Phyllis Ma
|||||||||| many, many more!

|| Music by
|| Blissed Out (before the films)

|| Popcorn!
|| Audience award!

|| Basement dance party (after the films)

[ VAUDVILLE PARK ]
26 Bushwick Ave at Devoe St | Williamsburg, Brooklyn
L to Graham, G to Metropolitan | 7pm | $6 - $20 sliding scale | ALL AGES
– WEBSITE –> http://vaudevillepark.com/

[ curated and organized by SHOWPAPER / CINEBEASTS ]

Attention all of you in the greater Massachusetts/Infinite Jest area: go check out the Giant Sale show at APE Gallery – for a number of reasons, but like one for example is the DVD of our short films now for sales for $5! Here’s the covers. The letter on the front is I think the best explanation of ourselves we’ve written:

Here’s the O, Nurse! trailer (btw, Happy Bastille day! O, Nurse! takes place 6 years ago today)

L

There’s something about driving through the Berkshires on the most beautiful day of the year jamming Summer Feelings that’s both cartoonishly right and feels like it’s totally happening to somebody else.

So I sincerely urge you to go to the 2nd weekend of the Hinterland Film Festival. Cuz that’s what it was like last weekend. And, duh, the program was awesome.

Plus, to urge urge you, we’ve posted the classic trailer to our film O Nurse, which will be playing there this Saturday.

Zip car?
L

This Tuesday at 9 p.m., bring a pint of ice cream to Ned’s Creative FreeForAll and throw back some healthy Beer Floats with Lev and Whitney as they present Fun’s Over and O, Nurse!
That’s 2 hot summer films & the summer’s coolest drink invention!

O, Nurse! trailer
Fun’s Over info + trailer

NED’S CREATIVE FREEFORALL
TUES. MAY 2 @ 9 p.m.
Jimmy’s No. 43 (in the back room)
43 E. 7th St. (btwn. 2nd & 3rd)
FREE

P.S. Beer Floats are good for humans not tigers!

It’s kinda warm out! That means the SUMMER (film festival season) is coming. So L & W need writeups of all their recent movies.
Last night, using methods of creative (mis)watching, about twelve beers (many from Russia!) and their imaginations, Lev and Whitney wrote these funabled synopsis:

Music video for Book’s On Tape’s “Stones to Turn /
Bridges to Burn”
With XXXtended love scenes, intricate vampire plots
and 90s-music shoutouts, Stones to Turn / Bridges
to Burn is too soft-core  to be a music video, but
too hardcore to be pornography.

Fun’s Over
File under science-fiction, beach, romantic comedy.
The future is fun, when you’re in the sun. But not
when you’ve got gonorrhea.
Fun’s Over: life’s a “beatch”.

O, Nurse!
Nobody listens to the doctor
because there’s a speedboat, and it’s Bastille Day, and
Batman Returns is on, and we’re at an apple
orchard, and there’s Liberia, and it’s in color…
The punchline is gay sex.

Jazz Christmas
Looking back, it’s clear the young NYC hipsters of
the 1920s were earnest with their own dramas, fads
and fetishes but totally unaware of their fate (Crash!)
Anywayz…
Presenting for your pleasure, Jazz Christmas:
the Beautiful and Damned, before they knew about
that second part.

That’s right — crazy slang poems!
But really seriously. Are you on the selection committee of any film festivals? Do you just “know” about some “cool” ones?
Lev.and.Whitney@gmail.com!