People say “I’m from the suburbs” like it’s all one thing…
My friends are throwing a party in Stamford tonight. Their invitation nails a good 50% of my youth. No Fergie, but this is where I’m from…
FLO Presents: S-TOWN BANGERSThe S-Town Banger is something completely native to any Stamfordite, and consists a little something like this:
(Sketchy Kid in North Face): “Whats good, Yo my boy fogel is having a banger tonight”
(Slightly Bitchy Girl in Ugg’s) “Where at?”
(Kid): “North Stamford”
(Girl): “Word, hit me on my nextel”
(later that night…)
a caravan of 25 cars meet up at Burger King and roll up to the party, hoodies up, starched popped collars w/ 30 racks of beer, vanilla dutch in pocket, and immediately consumes kegs of coors light while running the beirut table and somehow finding ways to rip off every mail box on the street… The next day u decide that the party was def. an S-Town Banger - something completely indescribable to people anywhere else in the world.
Word.
L