Get Real

Last night, me and Whit and like 10 other people were held hostage on a subway car.

Whitney had a small chainsaw going. I punched the bad guy. He pulled out a revolver and pointed it at me and then the other hostages. I grabbed his barrel and he was like “Get real”.

I said, “Whit. GET REAL.” She sawed the dude’s hand off as I held on…

[Whispered] Was there blood? What color? Did it splatter?

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