Attention all of you in the greater Massachusetts/Infinite Jest area: go check out the Giant Sale show at APE Gallery – for a number of reasons, but like one for example is the DVD of our short films now for sales for $5! Here’s the covers. The letter on the front is I think the best explanation of ourselves we’ve written:

Here’s the O, Nurse! trailer (btw, Happy Bastille day! O, Nurse! takes place 6 years ago today)

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Marianna¹ is starring in a play directed by Jeff Daniels?!!

Holy crap! Congratulations Mary!

L + W

¹ You might know Mary from our movies Blood Stew or the Country Club Killer, Christmas in Its Youth, Fun’s Over and the fifth episode of Halloween Face: A Real Horror Show. That’s right Mr Daniels - we’ve been casting her since she was like 17.

To mark our newly redesigned “movies” section, we just posted our beach volleyball classic Fun’s Over!

Funzo’s the first movie we made that follows the SciFi-cuz-we-say-it-is-logic that we’re elaborating all over the place on Halloween Face. It’s also the first appearance of Ball Deep superstar Kozmo.

Enjoy!

This Tuesday at 9 p.m., bring a pint of ice cream to Ned’s Creative FreeForAll and throw back some healthy Beer Floats with Lev and Whitney as they present Fun’s Over and O, Nurse!
That’s 2 hot summer films & the summer’s coolest drink invention!

O, Nurse! trailer
Fun’s Over info + trailer

NED’S CREATIVE FREEFORALL
TUES. MAY 2 @ 9 p.m.
Jimmy’s No. 43 (in the back room)
43 E. 7th St. (btwn. 2nd & 3rd)
FREE

P.S. Beer Floats are good for humans not tigers!

The new O, Nurse T!R!A!I!L!E!R! by W is double-O C.

It’s kinda warm out! That means the SUMMER (film festival season) is coming. So L & W need writeups of all their recent movies.
Last night, using methods of creative (mis)watching, about twelve beers (many from Russia!) and their imaginations, Lev and Whitney wrote these funabled synopsis:

Music video for Book’s On Tape’s “Stones to Turn /
Bridges to Burn”
With XXXtended love scenes, intricate vampire plots
and 90s-music shoutouts, Stones to Turn / Bridges
to Burn is too soft-core  to be a music video, but
too hardcore to be pornography.

Fun’s Over
File under science-fiction, beach, romantic comedy.
The future is fun, when you’re in the sun. But not
when you’ve got gonorrhea.
Fun’s Over: life’s a “beatch”.

O, Nurse!
Nobody listens to the doctor
because there’s a speedboat, and it’s Bastille Day, and
Batman Returns is on, and we’re at an apple
orchard, and there’s Liberia, and it’s in color…
The punchline is gay sex.

Jazz Christmas
Looking back, it’s clear the young NYC hipsters of
the 1920s were earnest with their own dramas, fads
and fetishes but totally unaware of their fate (Crash!)
Anywayz…
Presenting for your pleasure, Jazz Christmas:
the Beautiful and Damned, before they knew about
that second part.

That’s right — crazy slang poems!
But really seriously. Are you on the selection committee of any film festivals? Do you just “know” about some “cool” ones?
Lev.and.Whitney@gmail.com!

This photo spread from the Jazz Christmas / Fun’s Over premiere party is courtesy of Lily W. and Alexis S.:

Good looking people had fun:

Thanks everyone for coming. It was a blast.

A gonorrhea romance set in a fantastic future.
(trailer)

Fun’s Over. 2006.
5 minutes.
Black and White (16mm)

Cast:
Marianna McClellan as Winona
J. Coogan Martin as Addison
John Atkinson as Dr. Wolf-Bongo
Lev Kalman as Sammy Davis
Jon Schneider as Junior
Prescott Horn as Gorfax
Terry Horn as Salvador
Alexis Stephens as Chantel

You are very invited to see Fun’s Over and Jazz Christmas premiere at the Lev Kalman Art & Performance Gallery on Saturday, Feb. 25. Refreshments will include wine and forty (40) dollars worth of Haribo candies.

Fun’s Over screens at 11:00pm and Jazz Christmas at midnight — sharp. Please arrive no later than 10:30. Suggested donation is $2,340.